It's that time of year when some of us lucky
chums begin to feel more complainous.
What's that you say? Any time of year is a good
time to feel complainous? Why, that's why Partial/incomplete Monochrome Persona
(PiMP) and Full Spectrum Mama (FSM) have teamed up to create that handy dandy
button over there on the right so that any
time can be a complaint time.
However, the “holiday season” can be quite grim.
Knowing that your COMPLAINTS will be complained in a timely fashion for our
annual COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT anniversary guest post -- with all the flair of
PiMP! -- might be Just The Thing to
ease your holiday woes.
This year, we at TCD continue to accept Junior
Complaints, Short Complaints and Long Complaints, all to be suitably complained.
Acceptable COMPLAINTS may be funny, whiny and/or dire. Please send all COMPLAINTS
to jineffable@gmail.com.
All this is not to say, as per usual, that TCD is
open. Yet somewhere…far, far away…lies
the always-accepting, ever-enduring, firmly-shut COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT. You may
be assured of that, alrighty.
Sincerely,
Partial/incomplete Monochrome Persona
Factotum, THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
Guest writer/Troubleshooter @ Full Spectrum
Mama
