It’s that special time of the year again when
Partial (incomplete) Monochrome Persona (PiMP) begins to solicit COMPLAINTS on
behalf of Full Spectrum Mama for THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT. Last year, we
published COMPLAINTS of a very wide-ranging and accepting sort, in hopes that, by being COMPLAINED, said COMPLAINTS
were rendered slightly less itchy, lonely, peculiar, injustice-esque, throbbing,
tender, and/or badbadbad.
New for 2014: a handy dandy COMPLAINT
DEPARTMENT button, at right, where COMPLAINTS may be submitted year-round!
You will know it by its custom-designed "depressing rainbow" illustration, courtesy of Full Spectrum Daughter, Z:
COMPLAINTS received by early January will be eligible for the 2015 COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT post. As always, this commiserative, inclusive solicitation is
not meant to imply that THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT is “open.”
Yours Truly,
PiMP
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